A Rap that's not Hamilton--for a Happy Vegan Thanksgiving

There's a rap I got from a vegan friend, who included the greeting, "Happy Turkey Massacre Day" and gave a web site for a rap on vegan food.  

Here are the printed words I found at a different site:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me4YM6FyJQA

Published on Nov 15, 2016

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"Man, Check me out, Man.....yo....

Dis yo boy no lie
A vegan Thanksgiving at our house
Bout to bring everything but the hog out
Think we eat nothing but grass what you talkin bout

Shit I might jump into the whip and hit Whole Foods early
Get everything to get that soul food workin
Like mac and cheese, the collard greens, the black eyed peas
Get a roast of that tofu turkey

Got corn bread even got stuffin
Mashed potatoes so good, put yo hands in it
Got string beans, even got yams wit it
Got cabbage and greens wit no ham in it

You can fill yo plate up without all the guilt
Whip pies up nigga out of almond milk
Everything that you touch gone be dairy free
Even though I don't care for meat

BOY PLEASE I GOT.....(beans, greens, potatoes...)
WOO!.....(lambs, rams, hog,...)
THAT'S RIGHT I GOT....(beans, greens, potatoes...)
AINT FUCKIN WIT THE....(chicken, turkey, rabbits...)

NO SIR BABY.....(beans, greens, potatoes....)
AINT GOT NO.....(lambs, rams, hogs,....)
BUT YOU KNOW I GOT.....(beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes)
NO...(chicken, turkey, rabbits...)

BUT YOU GOT BABY.....(beans, greens potatoes.....)
WOO......(beans, greens, potatoes...)
WOO.....(beans...)
WOO....(potatoes...)
WOO....(beans., beans, beans, beans)"